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James and Topher spend the day exploring the canals and timeless architecture of Venice before boarding a gondola for a leisurely ride. Their gondolier is a quiet old man who tells them he will collect the fare later, offering little else in conversation. As the gondola glides through the canals, a sudden solar eclipse darkens the sky. Under its shadow, Venice begins to transform into the Underworld, and the silent gondolier reveals his true identity: Charon, the legendary ferryman of the dead. The canals become the River Styx, where hostile specters rise from the dark waters and attack the two boys. Taking on their heroic forms as Ser Cerulean Arlentis and Oppa Rockstar, they battle the spirits while Charon ferries them toward their destination. He finally delivers the young heroes before the towering Gates of the Underworld. Their path is blocked by Cerberus, the monstrous three-headed guardian of Hades’ realm. After a fierce battle, Ser Cerulean chooses mercy over violence, sparing the guardian’s life. Recognizing his compassion, the Gates of the Underworld open before the two heroes. Within Hades’ vast treasury, countless riches glitter in every direction. Oppa Rockstar is captivated by the piles of gold and priceless artifacts, while Ser Cerulean ignores the wealth and instead claims a weathered map sealed inside an ancient canister.

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I load the sim and Piazza San Marco unfolds around me — pigeons, marble, a few thousand tourists who have no idea two cosmic-powered teenagers are currently window-shopping their afternoon away. I’m floating in the cube, invisible, weightless, watching Topher and James cut through the square like they own the place. Typical Cerulean. Typical Rockstar. Main character energy, even off the clock.

Inside St. Mark’s Basilica, gold mosaics blaze overhead — centuries-old glass tesserae catching the light like the ceiling swallowed a treasure chest. Topher tilts his head back, mouth slightly open, tracing the curve of some Byzantine saint with his eyes. James just whistles low.

“Bro. This place makes our chapel back home look like a garage,” James says.

A parade of schoolkids in matching windbreakers shuffles past, their teacher pointing out something about the Fourth Crusade while a tour guide adds dates nobody’s going to remember past the quiz. One kid — maybe seven, backpack shaped like a turtle — locks eyes with Topher for exactly two seconds too long, like some part of him clocks that this random tourist is different. Kids always do that. I’ve clocked the pattern across four continents now. Little ones sense the weird stuff before the adults catch up. Must be a superpower nobody talks about.

They wander up the Campanile next, and from the top, Venice spreads out in a quilt of terracotta rooftops and canals threading through like veins. James leans on the railing, actually quiet for once, just soaking it in. I catch the moment and file it away — not every scene needs commentary, and this one’s doing fine without me.

Then it’s the canals. Of course it’s the canals. You don’t fly a K-pop idol and a paladin to Venice and skip the gondola.

The ferryman waiting at the dock looks like he walked out of a postcard from 1962 — white-and-black striped shirt, suspenders snapped over black trousers, skin like sun-cured leather. He’s got that face where you genuinely can’t tell if he’s sixty or ninety, and something about his stillness makes the hair on my nonexistent neck want to stand up. I don’t get a great read on background NPCs most days, but this guy’s got a weight to him. Old-world weight.

“How much for two?” James asks, jerking a thumb between himself and Topher.

The ferryman doesn’t even glance at a price list. “I’ll take payment later,” he says, voice like gravel dragged through water.

Red flag number one. Nobody in the service industry says “later” unless later is going to cost you something you didn’t expect. James doesn’t catch it — he’s already climbing in, testing his balance against the gondola’s rock. Topher hesitates half a second, one hand still holding that little ornate box from the curio shop, before he steps down and settles beside his cousin.

The old man pushes off with a single long oar stroke, smooth as a blade through butter. He doesn’t talk. He doesn’t need to. His eyes do enough — flicking, again and again, toward the box in Topher’s lap like it owes him something.

Topher, oblivious — or maybe not so oblivious, just polite — cracks the lid open. The copper coins inside catch the afternoon light and throw it back gold-orange, and for a second even I lean a little closer in the cube, which, fun fact, does absolutely nothing since I have no actual face to lean with.

“These coins and the box are really something,” Topher says, turning one between his fingers.

“The weather’s amazing,” James says, tipping his head back toward the sky like he’s checking the graphics settings. “Clear skies, sunshine, the works.”

Small talk. Classic small talk, the international currency of I have no idea what’s actually going on but let’s keep vibes friendly. I’ve watched this exact exchange play out in a hundred different accents across a hundred different sims. Never gets old. Never stops being a little bit funny from up here.

“This gondola ride is an adventure,” Topher continues, gaze sweeping across the palazzos leaning over the water — Gothic arches jammed right up against Renaissance columns like two different design eras got into a fistfight and just decided to coexist. “Venice feels caught between the old and the new.”

Solid observation, Cerulean. Ten points for thematic self-awareness. I’d clap if I had hands that mattered.

Around them the canal is packed — honeymooners taking selfies, a dad wrangling three kids in matching sun hats, a couple of backpackers arguing over a map that’s clearly upside down. Ordinary people living ordinary Tuesday-afternoon lives, none of them aware they’re currently gliding past a paladin and a Luminary-powered idol. The sun sits fat and gold above the rooftops.

Then it starts dimming.

Not clouds-rolling-in dimming. Not sunset dimming. It’s the kind of light drop that makes your stomach do a slow, uneasy flip before your brain even catches up.

“Wait.” James’s voice goes tight. “What’s happening? It’s getting dark.”

He cranes his neck up and there it is — the sun, swallowed edge-first by something round and black, a perfect crescent shrinking down to nothing. An eclipse. Except eclipses get announced weeks in advance with charts and eye-protection PSAs and NASA livestreams. Nobody’s phone buzzed with that memo today.

“Was there even news about a solar eclipse?” James asks, already knowing the answer’s no.

“It’s not just the eclipse, Kuya James.” Topher’s voice has dropped into that flat, focused register he only uses when the situation stops being fun. He points past the boat’s edge. “Look at the fog.”

James follows the line of his finger and yeah — fog, thick and gray-white, rolling in low across the water from every direction at once, which isn’t how fog is supposed to behave. Fog doesn’t surround you like a trap closes. Fog doesn’t have intent.

“And it’s getting colder,” James adds, and I watch him shiver, actual gooseflesh rising on his arms in real time.

The old ferryman keeps rowing. Doesn’t speed up. Doesn’t slow down. Doesn’t so much as blink at the fact that reality itself is currently glitching out around his boat. If I had to guess — and I do, constantly, it’s basically my whole job — this guy has seen this particular trick before. Probably several thousand times. Probably has a season pass.

The fog swallows the gondola whole. Palazzos vanish. Tourists vanish. Sound itself goes muffled and strange, like someone dragged a heavy blanket over the whole simulation. I can’t see my own hands — not that I have hands, but you get the idea. For one genuinely unsettling second, even my feed flickers, and that never happens. The sim doesn’t glitch on me. I glitch on it.

Then the fog lifts.

Night has fallen — full, absolute night, with a moon so huge and low it looks close enough to touch, hanging heavy and pale over a river none of us have seen before. The trees lining both banks are all wrong: black, twisted, branches curling into claws instead of leaves, silhouetted against that oversized moon like something out of the horror movies my mom won’t let my little cousins watch. The water itself is dark navy shading into slate gray, moving slow and silent, swallowed by fog that never fully clears no matter how long you stare at it.

Topher and James sit frozen in the gondola, and for once neither of them says anything clever. James’s mouth is open. Topher’s grip has tightened on that little copper box like it’s the only solid thing left in the universe.

The ferryman just keeps rowing.

Somewhere behind that wrinkled, unreadable face, I get the distinct feeling he already knows exactly where this river leads.

I don’t.

And that, my friends, might be the single scariest sentence I’ve narrated all week.

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Somewhere behind the fog, the sim resets itself around me, and I feel that familiar tug — like my whole viewpoint just got picked up and dropped somewhere new, except nothing ever actually moves. I’m still floating in my white cube, back on my own ship, light-years and dimensions away from wherever Topher and James currently are. That’s the setup, in case you’re new here: I’ve got a spacecraft of my own, separate from the Peregrine, small enough to fit just me, ROBO4000’s weirder cousin CleanBot, and this one blank sim room that can stretch itself into literally anywhere in the universe. Sight, sound, smell, temperature, the whole sensory package, streamed straight into my skull in real time. The catch — and there’s always a catch — is I can’t touch a single thing. Not one atom. I am, cosmically speaking, the world’s most expensive security camera. So close, yet so far. Story of my life.

The ferryman isn’t the same guy anymore.

Gone is the sun-cured old man in the striped shirt. What’s rowing this boat now wears a cloak the color of wet ash, hood pulled low enough that his face is just a suggestion of shadow — a hint of cheekbone, nothing else. His hands on the oar are long-fingered and pale as bone china, and the crude wooden lamppost bolted to the boat’s stern throws a small, stubborn orange flame against all that cold blue moonlight. It’s honestly a nice piece of set design. Someone in the props department deserves a raise.

James is not appreciating the ambiance.

“Where are we? Who are you?” His voice climbs an octave with each word, hands gripping the boat’s edge like it’s the last stable object in the universe. “And why are we here?”

Topher doesn’t answer. He can’t — his eyes are locked on his own lap, where the ornate little box from the curio shop has just creaked open on its own, hinges groaning like something out of a haunted attic. The copper coins inside — the Charon obols, and yeah, I already know exactly where this is going and I hate that I’m right — lift into the air like they’re weightless, drifting in a slow, deliberate line toward the hooded figure at the oar.

“This is your payment,” the ferryman says. His voice sounds like gravel dragged across the bottom of a well.

Topher’s fingers close around the now-empty box. I watch the color drain out of his face in real time, watch his throat work before any sound comes out.

“Kuya James.” His voice comes out thin. “This ferryman. He’s Charon. We’re not in Venice anymore. We’re on the River Styx.”

James stares at him. Then at the ferryman. Then back at Topher, like he’s hoping one of them is going to admit it’s a prank. “This can’t be real.”

I don’t know why the Greek underworld is where he draws the line, but here we are.

Time skips forward — the sim does this sometimes, smooth-cutting through the boring stretches, and honestly I appreciate the editing. When the feed steadies again, quite a while’s passed. Both boys have transformed. Topher sits in silver-and-gold plate, his paladin armor catching the lamplight in warm gold streaks, holy sword sheathed at his hip, looking every inch like Cerulean Arlentis is supposed to look — calm, composed, ready. Beside him, James has gone full Oppa Rockstar: platinum hair, magenta visor-headset glowing faint even in the dark, butterscotch guitar strapped across his back like he might break into a chorus at any second. Charon just keeps rowing, unbothered, like he’s ferried a paladin and a K-pop idol down this river a thousand times before and frankly finds it a little played out.

The water beneath them is dark navy shot through with slate gray, and something green is moving under the surface. It gets closer. Closer. Then it breaks the water’s skin entirely, and I get my first good look at what we’re dealing with — a specter, skin stretched paper-thin over a skeleton, mummified and hollow-eyed, glowing sick green at the edges like radioactive decay. 

“Aaaaahhh!”

The thing shrieks — and I mean shrieks, the kind of sound that makes my nonexistent skin want to crawl right off my nonexistent body — and its bony hand clamps onto the edge of Cerulean’s gauntlet.

Topher freezes for exactly half a second. Fair. I’d freeze too. Then instinct wins, and a beam of holy light erupts from his palm and blasts the thing clean off the boat, dissolving it into scattered green sparks that fizzle out against the water.

“There’s more coming,” Rockstar warns, already pointing.

He’s right. A whole wave of them, green-lit and rotting, cutting through the water toward the boat’s left side. Cerulean pivots, both hands wreathed in a warm ivory halo, and unleashes twin blasts that carve straight through the pack — the specters don’t even get a chance to scream this time, just wink out one after another like candles pinched between fingers.

On the right, Rockstar’s dealing with his own crowd. He flicks his wrist and six little spotlights bloom into existence around him — cyan, magenta, yellow, spinning lazily like something off a concert rig — and each one fires a clean beam of light that burns away the green fire clinging to the approaching specters. They sink without a sound, swallowed back into the black water like they were never there.

Round two, cleared. No loot drop, unfortunately. I’d take a health potion right about now, purely on principle.

But the game’s not done. A third wave circles the boat, and this batch doesn’t rush — they orbit, slow and patient, twisting through the murky water like they’re waiting for an opening. Charon doesn’t so much as glance at them. Doesn’t slow his paddling. Doesn’t adjust his grip. The guy’s basically driving through a horror movie with the windows down, completely unfazed, like this is Tuesday.

Topher clasps his crucifix in both gauntleted hands, closes his eyes, and starts reciting — Latin, low and steady, each syllable landing with weight:

“Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum, adveniat regnum tuum…”

I don’t speak Latin — nobody my age does, unless their school forces it on them — but I know the Lord’s Prayer when I hear it, because Cerulean’s basically got a personal soundtrack of hymns and scripture at this point, and I’ve picked up the greatest hits by osmosis. The crucifix in his hands starts to glow, gentle at first, then blinding, and by the time he raises it above his head the whole boat is bathed in white-gold light. The circling specters don’t even get a last shriek in. They just burn away, all at once, the fog around the boat lighting up like a struck match before settling back into darkness.

James exhales hard and makes the sign of the cross, quick and reflexive.

“You didn’t mention we’d get attacked by specters on this river,” he says, turning to Charon, tone somewhere between annoyed and genuinely rattled.

Charon’s hood doesn’t move. “Not all souls receive the proper ritual rites.” His voice stays level, almost bored, like he’s reading off a museum plaque. “More importantly, they lack the obols to pay my fare. As a result, they’re stranded on the shores of the Styx for a hundred years before they may cross. Some wither instead. They lose themselves to the fog.” A pause, oar dipping smooth into the water. “It’s exceedingly rare for these lost souls to drift into the current itself. Yet that is precisely what you both experienced tonight. The last time I witnessed such a phenomenon was centuries ago.”

Centuries. Okay. Filing that under Things That Should Concern Us More Than They Currently Seem To.

“These specters were drawn to the life force burning within you both,” Charon continues, and something about the flat, patient way he says it makes the hair on the back of my neck — again, hypothetically, since I don’t currently have a neck — stand straight up. “They once carried that same light. Now they seek it at any cost.”

“And yet you just kept paddling.” Rockstar’s voice sharpens, though he keeps it controlled, not quite yelling. “Like it wouldn’t have mattered if we’d died back there.”

Charon lets the silence stretch a beat too long before answering. “To live or to die is not mine to decide. Nor is it yours.” His oar cuts another slow arc through the black water. “That belongs to the Fates.”

Cold. Genuinely, professionally cold. This guy makes ROBO4000 look emotionally available.

I sit there in my cube — well, “sit” is generous, I don’t actually have a body doing the sitting, but you get the visual — turning that answer over, and something about it needles at me more than the specters did. The specters were a monster-of-the-week problem, the kind of thing Cerulean and Rockstar chew through before lunch these days. But Charon’s whole not my problem, not your problem, take it up with the Fates routine? That’s not a monster talking. That’s a rule of the universe talking, and rules of the universe are exactly the kind of thing that doesn’t care how strong your holy light beam is.

Topher’s quiet for a long moment after that, turning the empty coin box over in his hands like it might refill itself if he just believes hard enough. It won’t. I already know that. Some things, once spent, stay spent.

“How much farther?” he finally asks, voice quieter now, some of that paladin composure creeping back into his spine.

“Far enough,” Charon says. Which, for the record, is the single least helpful answer a guide has ever given a party of adventurers, and I’ve watched Benjamin ask a sarcastic AI for directions before, so that’s a genuinely high bar to clear.

James mutters something under his breath that sounds suspiciously like a complaint about tour guides never giving straight answers, and honestly, mood. I’ve clocked plenty of NPCs across plenty of simulations who talk exactly like this — riddles wrapped in prophecy wrapped in figure it out yourself, kid — and it never stops being irritating, even when I’m the one with zero stakes in the outcome. Which, again, is always. Ghost narrator, remember. Purely observational. Emphasis on purely.

The lamppost flame flickers against another gust of wind that shouldn’t exist on a river with no visible sky, and the fog thickens just slightly around the edges of the boat, like the world itself is politely reminding everyone that this scene isn’t over yet. Somewhere out past the reach of that small orange light, I catch the faintest impression of shapes — shorelines, maybe, or something standing on them — but the sim doesn’t let me push closer, doesn’t let me zoom in past what Topher and James can perceive themselves. That’s the rule. I only get what the story gives me.

Cerulean settles back against the boat’s edge, sword resting across his knees, ivory light still faintly humming off his gauntlets like an engine cooling down. Rockstar’s spotlights have already blinked out of existence, task complete, and he’s left drumming his fingers against the guitar strapped to his back — nervous energy with nowhere to go. Neither of them speaks for a while. The boat just keeps drifting, cutting a slow, silent line through water that reflects no stars, no moon, nothing but its own endless dark.

Charon rows on, unhurried, like a man — or whatever he technically is these days — who has all the time that ever existed and none of the urgency to spend it.

And I just watch. Can’t warn them. Can’t row the boat myself, can’t shout across dimensions that maybe next time they should read the fine print before boarding a mysterious gondola with a guy who dresses like he lost a bet with Death himself. All I’ve got is the front-row seat and whatever thoughts rattle around in my own head, which — lately — have started sounding less like commentary and more like worry.

So close. So unbelievably, frustratingly far.

The fog rolls thicker around the little lamplight, and somewhere ahead, unseen, the river keeps going.

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Time drags on the river — or maybe it doesn’t, maybe time’s just a suggestion down here, one of those quaint mortal concepts that doesn’t survive the trip past the mundane world. Either way, the silence stretches long enough that I start counting the ripples off Charon’s oar just to have something to do with my nonexistent hands. Then he speaks, and his voice cuts through the fog like it’s been waiting for the perfect moment to ruin everyone’s evening.

“We’re approaching the gates of the Underworld,” he says, “the realm ruled by Hades. His subjects are the dead. You two are alive.” A pause, long enough to let that land. “Without the god’s permission, you cannot pass. His guard dog, Cerberus — a three-headed giant — stands watch.”

Under that ash-gray hood, I finally catch a real look at his face. Pale, weathered, deep lines carved into skin that hasn’t seen sun in what’s probably several millennia. Not a face that smiles. Not a face built for it.

“The universe and the cosmos are governed by a preordained order,” he continues, and honestly, the guy’s got main-villain monologue pacing down to a science. “Earth, nature, all life — bound by laws set by the gods, whose wisdom outpaces mortal understanding by more than you can measure. The living and the dead exist in separate realms because life and death must remain apart. Remove that boundary, and chaos consumes everything. No hope of return.”

Big talk from a guy who spends his whole afterlife rowing a boat back and forth across the same stretch of river. Free will, huh? Never heard of her.

He tacks on one more line before the silence swallows him again. “A warrior must have courage and strength. But virtue alone isn’t enough. There are times a champion must sheathe his sword to protect what truly matters.”

Cryptic. Very cryptic. Somebody’s been reading too many fortune cookies, or possibly writing them.

The boat scrapes against the shore, and the ride’s officially over. Topher — Cerulean, currently, silver-gold armor catching what little light exists down here — steps off first, boots sinking slightly into pale, ashy sand that doesn’t look like it’s ever supported anything green. James follows, guitar still strapped across his back, magenta visor dimmed to a soft glow in the gloom.

“Goodbye, mister. Take care,” Cerulean says, turning back to wave.

Rockstar just shakes his head. “I doubt he’s gonna turn around and wave back.”

He doesn’t. Charon keeps rowing, unbothered, and the boat shrinks into a smudge against the fog until the river swallows him whole. No dramatic exit line, no ominous final warning. Just gone, like he was never anything more than background scenery. Rude, honestly, after that whole speech about cosmic order. Guy could’ve at least tipped his hood.

The gates lie somewhere ahead through the mist, though “gates” feels generous for what I can actually see — mostly fog, mostly shadow, mostly the kind of atmosphere horror games spend an entire budget trying to recreate. And then something huge moves inside that fog, and I feel the tension spike even though I’m nowhere near this dimension myself.

Cerberus.

He comes out of the mist like a freight train made of muscle and teeth — three heads, each one roughly the size of a compact car, each one baring fangs long enough to skewer a grown man clean through. His fur’s matted and black, patchy in places where old scars show through, and all three sets of eyes burn with the exact same furious red glow, like someone installed the same rage-filled operating system three times over. He doesn’t bark. He roars, and the sound alone sends Cerulean and Rockstar sprinting like their lives depend on it — which, to be fair, they absolutely do.

Cerberus gives chase, all three heads snapping in different directions, hunting for whichever angle gets him the first bite. The boys hit a stretch of ancient stone colonnade jutting out of the ash-gray ground, weathered pillars standing in uneven rows, and duck through the gaps just as the beast’s paws slam the earth behind them hard enough to shake dust loose from the crumbling stonework.

Three heads peer through the gaps between columns, snarling, teeth clacking against old marble. Topher and James don’t stop running, their footsteps echoing weirdly loud in whatever passes for air down here.

“Kuya James, I have an idea,” Cerulean calls over his shoulder, breath tight but voice steady. “But I need you to be the bait.”

“That doesn’t sound even remotely good.” James shoots him a look somewhere between disbelief and mild betrayal. “Getting chomped by a dog with three heads is not my idea of a fun Tuesday.” A beat, then a smirk breaks through despite himself. “Fine. We’ll make it work.”

Classic Rockstar. Complain first, commit fully second. I respect the process.

They clear the colonnade, and now there’s nothing standing between them and several tons of angry, three-headed nightmare. James peels off from Topher’s path, guitar swinging into his hands, and a wave of glowing musical staff lines burns into existence beneath his feet — a full-on floating surfboard made of pure sound and light. He drops onto it and carves a wide arc across the ashen ground, leaving a trail of hopping, glowing music notes behind him that chime softly with every bounce, like the world’s weirdest breadcrumb trail.

Just gotta keep him contained, James thinks — and yeah, I know that’s what he’s thinking because I’ve watched this kid enough times to know exactly how his brain works under pressure. Focus first, jokes later. He circles wide, drawing Cerberus’s attention with every pass, keeping all three heads locked on him and away from the sky.

Which is exactly where Cerulean needs them looking elsewhere.

High above the chase, Topher’s cape snaps out behind him, catching wind that shouldn’t exist in a realm with no visible sun. He raises both arms, and six glowing spheres bloom into existence around his hands, pure and gold, like tiny captured stars. One by one, he sends them down — six divine maces slamming into the ground around Cerberus in a perfect ring, forming a six-pointed star beneath the beast’s paws. The formation locks into place, and golden chains erupt from each mace, snapping tight around all three necks at once.

Cerberus thrashes. Snarls. Pulls against the chains hard enough to make the whole formation groan — but it holds.

Topher descends, slow and deliberate, calling a holy sword down from somewhere above that flickers into solid form right in his grip. He plants both hands on the hilt and drives it down, striking the earth with a shockwave of pure white light that rolls outward in a ring, hitting Cerberus square in all three faces at once. The great beast’s legs buckle. He drops to his knees — well, four of them, since dog-anatomy math gets complicated with this guy — and lets out a low, defeated whimper that honestly sounds kind of sad coming out of something that size.

And then Topher does the single most Topher thing I have ever watched him do.

He walks right up to the chained, defeated, world-ending guard dog of the actual literal Underworld and starts petting him. All three heads. Gentle, slow strokes, like Cerberus is just an oversized golden retriever having a rough day.

“It’s okay, big guy,” he says softly. “It’s all over now. You can rest for a while.”

The third head — the one on the left, slightly smaller than the other two, with a scar running along its snout — leans in and licks Topher clean across the face. Topher giggles. Actually giggles, mid-battlefield, standing over a chained monster that could’ve swallowed him whole thirty seconds ago.

James lands nearby on solid ground, guitar settling back against his shoulders, staring at the whole scene with the expression of a guy watching his cousin pet a live grenade. “Why,” he asks slowly, “did you spare Cerberus?”

Topher doesn’t answer right away. He looks up instead, past the beast, into the dark sky stretching endlessly over the Underworld — no stars, no moon, just an ocean of black that goes on forever. When he finally speaks, his voice carries none of the giggling from a second ago. It’s steady. Older, somehow, than a twelve-year-old’s voice has any business sounding.

“Because he’s the true Guardian of the Underworld,” he says. “He keeps the dead inside and the living outside. He’s the real boundary between life and death — not the gates, not the rules on some scroll somewhere. Him.” A pause, hand still resting against the middle head’s fur. “It’s as it should be. The order of the cosmos. The law of nature. Preordained by the gods.”

And there it is — Charon’s whole cryptic speech from the boat, snapping into place like the last piece of a puzzle nobody realized they were solving. There are times a champion must sheathe his sword to protect what truly matters. Guess this was the moment. Topher had every excuse in the book to finish Cerberus off — dude was chained, beaten, three-for-three on getting flattened by a divine shockwave — and instead he decided the actual heroic move was mercy. Not the flashy kind either. The quiet kind nobody claps for.

I’ve sat through enough of these campaigns, watched enough teams roll into a boss fight guns blazing, treating every obstacle like something that exists purely to be deleted. And look, I get the appeal — big flashy kill, victory pose, roll credits. But this? Cerulean kneeling in the ash next to a monster he just wrecked, scratching behind three sets of ears like it’s the most natural thing in the world? That’s a different kind of end-game. The kind where the real win condition was never “defeat the boss.” It was “understand what the boss actually is.”

Cerberus isn’t the bad guy here. Never was. He’s just doing his job, guarding a line that keeps the entire universe from folding in on itself, and nobody ever thought to ask if he’d rather not be feared for it.

James crouches down slowly, keeping a respectful, healthy distance from those teeth, studying the beast with a much softer expression than he had two minutes ago. “Guess even the scariest gatekeeper’s just trying to keep the peace,” he mutters, mostly to himself.

The golden chains stay locked around Cerberus’s necks, though he’s stopped struggling entirely now, all three heads drooping low, worn out and calm. Topher gives the middle head one last pat before stepping back, cape settling around his shoulders as he straightens up.

Beyond them, through the thinning fog, the gates of the Underworld finally come into view — massive, black, ornate iron stretching up into that starless sky, etched with symbols that predate every language I’ve ever bothered to learn. They don’t open. Not yet. Whatever comes next clearly isn’t happening on this page.

I sit in my cube, watching the two of them stand there in the ash-colored quiet, and something about the whole scene needles at me in a way the specter fight didn’t. Monsters are easy to root against. Monsters are supposed to be scary, supposed to get zapped, supposed to dissolve into sparkly nothing while the heroes strike a pose. But Cerberus doesn’t dissolve. He just lies there, chained and tired, guarding a line he never asked to guard, doing a job nobody ever thanks him for.

Kind of hits different when you’re a permanent observer stuck behind glass yourself. Not that I’m comparing my situation to a three-headed hellhound’s, that would be a stretch even for me. But there’s something in the nobody sees what I actually am, they just see the role I play department that lands a little too close to home.

Anyway. Moving on before I get sappy about a mythological dog.

The fog rolls back in slow, and somewhere past those iron gates, the realm of Hades waits, patient as ever, completely unaware that the two kids who just tamed his guard dog are about to knock on his front door next.

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The gates groan open, slow and heavy, the sound rattling straight through my speakers like someone dragging a dumpster across a parking lot. Both boys snap around, and even from up here I can feel the shift in the air — that classic okay, this is either loot or death energy every gamer knows in his bones.

“Are we going in?” James asks, guitar strap creaking as he shifts his weight, half-curious, half-ready to bolt.

“Only to the entrance,” Topher says, though his eyes are already drifting past the iron gates, and yeah, I catch that look. That’s not a “staying cautious” look. That’s a “there’s shiny stuff in there” look.

They step through, and the entrance hall alone could fund a small country. Gold stacked in uneven mountains. Silver goblets, plates, and coins scattered like someone knocked over a vending machine that only dispenses treasure. Jewels — sapphires, rubies, stuff I don’t even have names for — glittering under a light source that, as far as I can tell, doesn’t actually exist down here. Physics took the day off.

James’s jaw drops; his hand actually twitches toward a ruby the size of a golf ball before some tiny, responsible part of his brain yanks it back.

“You know, Kuya James,” Topher says, calm as ever, stepping past a literal hill of gold like it’s Tuesday’s grocery run, “Hades isn’t just the god of the dead. He’s the god of wealth too. Everything underground — gold, silver, gemstones — technically belongs to him.”

Which, fun fact, actually checks out. Old-school Greek mythology nerds will tell you Hades and “Plouton” got tangled together over the centuries, wealth-god and death-god sharing one really underrated LinkedIn profile. Ancient Greeks weren’t dumb — bury someone, and eventually you dig up ore instead. Death and riches, same soil.

James reaches for the nearest chest anyway, because apparently mythology lectures don’t override instinct. “Cool history lesson. Grabbing this anyway.”

Topher, meanwhile, wanders past every single glittering pile without so much as a glance and crouches beside a beat-up little canister tucked in a shadowed corner — dented metal, no shine, definitely not main-character loot by any normal RPG standard. He pries it open and pulls out a map, ancient and brittle, edges crumbling like dry leaves.

Rookie move, James. Absolute rookie move. Anyone who’s played more than one dungeon crawler knows the real prize is never sitting in the obvious pile.

“Seriously?” James eyes the plain canister like Topher just picked the diet soda over the treasure chest. “You’re taking that over actual gold?”

Topher just tucks the map carefully against his chest plate, expression unreadable, patient as ever. He doesn’t explain. Doesn’t need to, apparently — some scenes hit harder left alone.

They leave Cerberus curled up and dozing behind the gates, the treasure room fading into fog as they walk on, and I settle back into my cube, half-expecting another stretch of ominous silence.

Instead, a figure steps out of the mist ahead of them — a guy who looks maybe mid-to-late twenties, sharp-featured, quick eyes, a winged helmet perched on his head like it’s the most normal accessory in the world. Sandals on his feet, also winged, because subtlety was clearly never the assignment for this particular deity’s dress code.

I already know exactly who this is. Messenger god, quick feet, quicker mouth, resume that includes “guide of souls to the Underworld” right alongside “Olympus’s errand boy.”

Hermes has entered the chat.

And knowing this franchise’s track record for turning every polite introduction into a full-blown quest complication, I brace myself, because this is definitely not going to be a simple hey, nice to meet you kind of encounter.